("Mr. Ass")

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man...

Yeahhhhhhh

I love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'em

Cause I'm an assman, Yeaahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman

So many asses, So little time
A little tight one, Can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, Of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an assman, Yeahhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman

Buns of glory, Buns of steel
Your eyes will give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me, I feel the heat
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an assman, Yeahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh

I love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
(*ECHO* I *ECHO*) Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an assman, Yeaahh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman, Yeahhh
I'm a ass man, Ohh Oh Oh
I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man

*Music Fades*

("I've Got It All")

Yeah
ooh hoo
huh
Look at all I've got
Like to make a blind man see
Everything you wish you had
But God gave it all to me
On occasion, my reflection
Puts even me in awe
'cos I got it all
Ooohhoww I've got it all
Yeah
I got it all
wooohoooe
I've got it all
It's a better thing for me
To observe a better man
But with all your limitations
I think you're doing all you can
So give in, to your emotions
And let your envy fall
'cos I got it all
yeah
I got it all
I got it aaaalll
ow
I got it all
Every time, I hear my name, it sounds like a symphony
I'm a fine glass of wine
gettin' better with age
May come in better taassste
ow
ohhoooww
ow
Look at all I've go-o-ot
Like to make a blind man see
Everything you wish you had
But God gave it all to me
On occasion, my reflection
Puts even me in awe
'cos I got it all
ooohhhooowww
I got it allll
yeah yeah
I got it all
I got it a-a-all